Wednesday, February 6

Everything I need to know...

Warning: The following post will only make sense if you've read the Twilight Series. If you haven't, please go to the store now and purchase them so you can enjoy the genius of Stephenie Meyer. Everything I Need to Know About Life I Learned in Forks

You can resist the wine while still enjoying the bouquet…The future is not set in stone…Men are crabby when they’re hungry…Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear…True love knows no bounds…Some people are just danger magnets…Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love…Forget the fangs – real vampires sparkle…Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them…Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day…Snow means it’s too cold to rain…Family is about more than just blood…What’s worth doing is worth over-doing…Beds are for more than just sleeping…Losing your temper can be hair-raising…”Vegetarian” has many meanings…Even monsters can hold onto their humanity…There are exceptions to every rule…Always verify bad news before doing something stupid…Hearing voices in your head doesn’t necessarily mean you’re crazy…Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another’s…True love lives forever…Cold hands = Warm heart…Not breathing is uncomfortable…Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair…Romeo was an idiot…Twilight is the saddest time of day…Extreme sports should not be attempted alone…It’s hard to see ourselves clearly…Life is worth very little without someone to share it with…Love can make even the most miserable of places a paradise.




2 comments:

jen said...

I know this is weird that we don't actually know each other and yet we read one anothers' blogs but I have to say... Very good choice of reading material! Loved those books, in fact, I am re-reading them right now. Jen

Carrie said...

Since I'm unemployed I've actually thought about moving there and setting up shop, EVERYONE needs a therapist, human or not