Knowing of my hate for this "holiday" my Mom bought me this-
The UnValentine by Sam Beeson
This is my favorite passage from the book-
Exactly midway through the frigid month of February,
a day is celebrated by the dull and ordinary.
And all around me notes are passed by idiots and stupids-
Packed with sugar-mottoed hearts and naked, pudgy cupids.
This ritual, conducted under heart-shaped crimson flag,
Does absolutely nothing for me,
but to make me gag!
There are some Valentine's at the back of the book, this one is my favorite-
In the space below
Write a word
That describes Valentine's Day
And rhymes with Cupid-
I'm not bitter..... really I'm not.... ok, maybe just a bit.....