Dear Mother Nature,
It is with utmost respect that I am writing you to remind you that winter is over! I'm wondering if maybe you celebrated a bit too much at the Spring Equinox and are still recovering because you are neglecting your spring duties. I woke up to this today-
which did not make me a happy girl. I do not want to wake up to snow again until next winter. Am I making myself clear?
From now on this is what I would like to wake up to-
I feel that I have been very patient through this very snowy winter. I have not bad mouthed you once when you made it snow every other day. I enjoyed the beauty of it and was thankful for the moisture. But even I have a breaking point- Enough is enough! I'm done!!
Thank you for your attention. I trust that you will comply with my wishes quickly. I will be watching for follow through.
p.s.- Please to not skimp on spring this year. In years past you've only given us a taste of spring and gone straight on to summer. I don't enjoy being hot so if you could make spring last a while I'd appreciate it greatly.