One of my favorite websites is Overheard in the Ward. They have hysterical quotes submitted from all over the world.
One of the quotes today was an all too familiar conversation, it's funny and sad at the same time~
RS president: So how many children do you have?
Single Sister: I don’t have any.
RS president: Well, who is your husband?
Single Sister: Actually, I’m not married.
RS president genuinely perplexed: Oh. Well. Then. What is it that you do?
How many single people have had this conversation before? I know I have multiple times. There was a time when I was offended by conversations like this one but now I actually am amused by how perplexed people really do get when you tell them that you're in your 30's and single.